overcomplicating things.

(via sonightsolong)

If you get more than 30, get some counselling.

If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 11-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you’re fearless.

People who don’t have any are full of crap. I fear …

[ ] black people 
[x] the dark 
[x] staying single forever 
[ ] being a parent 
[ ] being myself in front of others 
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[x] heights
[ ] dogs 
[ ] birds
[ ] fish 
[x] spiders 
[ ] flowers or other plants 
Total so far: 4

[ ] being touched 
[x] fire 
[x] deep deep water 
[x] snakes
[ ] silk 
[x] the ocean 
[ ] failure 
[ ] success
[x] thunder/lightning 
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad 
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats 
[x] jumping from high places
[ ] snow 
Total so far: 10

[x] rain 
[ ] wind 
[x] crossing hanging bridges
[x] death
[ ] heaven
[x] being robbed/mugged 
[x] falling 
[x] clowns 
[ ] dolls 
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women 
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors
[x] tornadoes 
Total so far: 17

[x] hurricanes 
[x] incurable diseases
[x] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[x] scary movies
[ ] poverty 
[ ] Halloween 
[ ] school 
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[x] being alone 
[x] becoming blind
[x] becoming deaf
[x] growing up, old 
Total so far: 25

[x] creepy noises in the night 
[x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] needles
[ ] blood 
Grand Total: 27

I’m paranoid. awesome.